This particular man, I saved about 10 times. I performed CPR, used the AED machine, and performed more CPR. Probably broke his rib cage... but 'injury is better than death.'Then this particular man turned into a child. I saved the child's life like 8 times. Amazing what skills I possess to do all that in one day's work.
Then... I saved a baby's life. Many many times.
Wow. I'm amazing.
Under my leadership:
"You, call 911! You, get the first aid kit and bring me the AED!" You, with the iPhone, take a picture of me saving this child's life!"
I am now 1st Aid & CPR Certified thanks to work.
Now I can save lost lives and lost souls.
I'm a full on hero.
5 comments:
Weirdo..
In about 5-10 years, the whole concept of CPR might change because there is new research out suggesting that CPR can actually kill instead of save. AEDs for the win :).
I knew there was a hero in you!
i heard that they've eliminated mouth-to-mouth in cpr these days, since the good it does is little compared to just constant chest compressions. which did you do?
this is so awesome! and with a legit certification. dang good job, cho!
shoulda been a doctor
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