I saved many lives at work today.
This particular man, I saved about 10 times. I performed CPR, used the AED machine, and performed more CPR. Probably broke his rib cage... but 'injury is better than death.'
Then this particular man turned into a child. I saved the child's life like 8 times. Amazing what skills I possess to do all that in one day's work.
Then... I saved a baby's life. Many many times.
Wow. I'm amazing.
Under my leadership:
"You, call 911! You, get the first aid kit and bring me the AED!" You, with the iPhone, take a picture of me saving this child's life!"
I am now 1st Aid & CPR Certified thanks to work.
Now I can save lost lives and lost souls.
I'm a full on hero.